youwill: (who's hungry?)
Hannibal Lecter ([personal profile] youwill) wrote2014-02-26 02:14 pm

🍴 ( 009 ) Video

[Hannibal is seated at his desk, the camera balanced against something there: he is dressed in a tux, legs crossed, a glass of champagne in his hand. He sips it gracefully.]

Consider the ortolan.

[He smiles faintly, as if it's a joke he knows no one will realize.]

It was the practice of certain gourmets to eat these small birds for centuries. A rite of passage, of sorts, where one must hunt but not kill. Capture it alive and keep it so, for a time. It was best to blind the bird, placing it in a small cage filled with grain. Its reaction to the darkness is to gorge itself. If you were particularly thoughtful, you would add oats and figs to this diet as well. Once it had fattened itself, these gourmets would drown it in brandy - Armagnac, preferably. On high heat, roast it whole for six to eight minutes.

There is a tradition for consumption as well; of course there is. You would place a cloth over your head, to contain the aroma, to make it last, but also to hide your soon-to-be atrocity from God.

[He smiles again.]

Place the bird in your mouth, with only its beak escaping your lips. Bite down, and place the beak in your place. Chew slowly. Savor it. There is the sweetness of the flesh and fat, the brandy and the fig you have forced it to eat: this is God in all His wonder, from whom you must hide this act. I wonder if they tasted shame, too. Next there is the bitterness of untended innards, of organs uncleaned: this is the suffering of the Son, His blood on your tongue. It will soon be joined by your own, as your teeth crack hollow bones, as those bones slice your gums. Your blood, the sweetness, the bitterness - this is the Holy Spirit, and the Trinity come together in one mouth. A rite of passage, a mystery revealed.

It is terribly cruel. And terribly delicious.

[Spam for Ned]

[Shortly after his post, Hannibal heads for the pub sans champagne but still wearing his tux, and knocks at the door. He's already begun the set up, but there is one thing he still requires.]

[Open Gallery Spam on the Deck]

[Hannibal has been hard at work. With little to do between death tolls and less to occupy himself, he has been drawing. Mal was kind enough to supply him with tools enough for his art, though his pencils are never quite sharp enough without a scalpel to do the job. When he has finished, there is only one thing to do with his art.

Setting up takes time, but he goes as quickly as he can manage: Mal requested presentation dividers, which makes it feel just professional enough to satisfy Hannibal. The sketches and portraits are spaced out on the deck, providing plenty of room to walk around and observe. There is a small table near the pub entrance with glasses of champagne, and a very serious pie maker making certain that nobody does anything untoward to the champagne.

Hannibal himself can be found wandering through the little corridors he's made, observing his art on occasion but mostly observing those who have come to look.

It's opening night.]



(Hannibal is paraphrasing from Brendan Kiley's The Urban Hunt.)
deadly_ned: (bees and face hugging)

[personal profile] deadly_ned 2014-02-26 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
And you're...having a gallery show?

[Hang on, the Piemaker needs to wrap his brain around this]


...I like your artwork infinitely better than your cooking.
deadly_ned: (hiding under my giant eyebrows)

[personal profile] deadly_ned 2014-02-26 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[IT WAS MEANT TO BE TERRIBLY INSULTING. The Piemaker can be pretty slick with his insults when he wants to be]

Don't do that.

I can bring champagne.

But I want to stay and make sure that it's not...tainted. By anyone. If it comes from the pub it's my responsibility to look after.
deadly_ned: (!digby headonpaws)

[personal profile] deadly_ned 2014-02-26 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[YOU HURT HIS SOUL FIRST]

Let me get a cart.

[He disappears inside the pub again, to gather a collection of champagne bottles from the back room.

Digby sticks with Hannibal, licking his hand]
deadly_ned: (prison phone call)

[personal profile] deadly_ned 2014-02-26 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[Digby knew there were treats! He happily gobbles up the sausage, sticking loyally by Hannibal even as the Piemaker reemerges with a small handcart stacked with two cases of champagne bottles]

Are there glasses upstairs?
deadly_ned: (profile anxious)

[personal profile] deadly_ned 2014-02-26 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[He nods, pulling aside one of the top covers of the box to reveal champagne glasses stacked and ready]

Should this be enough?
deadly_ned: (don't know what to do)

[personal profile] deadly_ned 2014-02-26 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay.

[He begins wheeling the cart in the direction of the deck, after locking up the pub]

You look nice. I feel underdressed.
deadly_ned: (heckling)

[personal profile] deadly_ned 2014-02-26 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't actually...own a tuxedo so it would only mean changing out of my apron.

Which I can do upstairs.

Digby owns a cummerbund. I don't know where he got one, but he has one.
deadly_ned: (not doing so well)

[personal profile] deadly_ned 2014-02-27 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
[It's terrifying, thanks]

You don't worry you'll be overdressed? I wouldn't think many of us had occasion to go formal on the Barge.
deadly_ned: (prison phone call)

[personal profile] deadly_ned 2014-02-27 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
[The Piemaker was not the sort to go to or be invited to any galas or fancy dinner parties. The last real, well-fitting suit he had worn was when he was nine years old at his mother's funeral. He wasn't wealthy and didn't have wealthy friends, but he tried his best to make sure he was...presentable, at least.

Which is why he stops in the middle of the hall to take off his apron, dust the flour from his hands, and comb his hair out with his fingers.

He continues on again]


I don't see it.
deadly_ned: (unbelievable)

[personal profile] deadly_ned 2014-03-02 01:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[upon reaching the gallery, the Piemaker halts, abruptly recognizing just what kind of photos are on display here. He turns noticeably pale, hands gripping the cart just a little too tight.

Finally, he resolves to push forward, and does just that, entering the gallery and going to set up. He focuses entirely on the task in front of him and doesn't look around]